What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:32
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
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Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III